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February 28, 2012


President Obama Declares War on Eastasia

by Kyle Becker

“We’ve always been at war with Eastasia,” President Obama stammered during his prime-time address, dashing away a bead of sweat from his brow. “I don’t see why everyone’s getting so wee-weed up.”

Such began Obama’s defense of his wartime record before a hostile townhall forum packed with far-left groups congregated to mark Compassion Week.  The crowd was largely comprised of staunch supporters of his 2008 campaign and included anti-war groups highly critical of the prior administration’s belligerent policies. Unexpected shouts of “no more war!” had left the president frazzled.

Continued at Conservative News Daily.

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  1. Feb 28 2012

    More fairy tales. Stop the lies pretending to be satire.

    • Feb 28 2012

      Oh really, where’s the “lie”?

      • Feb 28 2012

        @rogueoperator I would spam walthe310 so he cannot comment on your blog anymore!!! He is doing nothing but trying to make conservative blogs appear as though we are lying, but he NEVER has anything to back up his false attacks. He is a supposed member of the “Truth Team”. Whenever they see a conservative website telling the TRUTH they post idiotic false remarks like the cowards they are!

        @walthe310… Take your ignorance elsewhere! We don’t have the time or the patience to listen to your immature and false rhetoric that you and the other Obama supporters spew from your mouths. I suggest that you take a little less time at the keyboard and a little more time trying to clean off that Kool-Aid stain from your upper lip.

        Have a lovely day! 😉

      • Feb 28 2012

        I get your frustration, Sarah, but I actually like trolls. I don’t think they win anyone over to their side, and wind up making themselves and their cause look foolish.

        Thanks for reading, Kyle

    • MikeA
      Mar 10 2012

      Who is walthe310?

      Name: Walter Oren Hecht

      Political ID: Registered Republican, but voted for Obama in 2008 and will vote for Obama in 2012

      Age: 70-71




  2. Feb 28 2012

    Reblogged this on American Freedom and commented:
    Patriots, we have a loyal Kool-Aid drinker that has commented on this fellow patriots’ blog. If you happen to see walthe310 comment on your blog… save yourself some trouble and spam him immediately. He posts false remarks and never has any facts to back up his statements.

    Obama’s “Truth Team” at it’s finest.

    • Feb 29 2012

      He hasn’t paid me a visit– if he does it will depend on what he says, sometimes it’s more fun to let foolish comments stand….that way others can see the mentality of Obama’s devotees


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