Revolving Door President Putin Delivers “All Your Base Are Belong to Us” Address to Stunned Russian Populace
Revolving door Russian President Vladimir Putin, who has been operating in the shadowy broad daylight as the prime minister, while pulling the strings on Dmitry Puppet boy President Medvedev, delivered a stunning address to Russian populace effectively informing them ‘all their bases have been seized.’
Translator: We have set up us the bomb. Main screen turn on. All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time. For great justice.
With that, the president disappeared in a cloud of smoke, leaving the national audience dumbfounded.