The Joe Biden Gaffe Machine Strikes Again

Joe Biden has been a veritable godsend for the right-wing faithful, whose heads are about ready to explode from the Democrats’ reign of error. It is hard to imagine a man in American politics who has given more side-splitting ammunition to conservatives by which to pummel the veneer of intellectual superiority the left relies on to get their hare-brained schemes implemented as public policy.

The one-man gaffe machine recently descended upon the University of Pennsylvania, where he unleashed an inexplicable line that both managed to perplex and deeply insult. It is sure to become another Joe Biden classic to add to the Alexandria-sized library.

From the transcript of the audio:

[Opponents of Obama’s jobs bill say] this is just temporary. Well, let me tell you, it’s not temporary when that 911 call comes in and a woman’s being raped if cop shows up in time to prevent the rape–it’s not temporary to that woman. It’s not temporary to the guy whose store is being held up and has a gun pointed at his head, if a cop shows up and he’s not killed, that’s not temporary to that store owner… I wish they had some notion what it’s like to be on the other side of a gun or a 200-pound man standing over you telling you to submit.

Can you guess what this excursion into the dark machinations of the deluded Democrat mind is all about? If you guessed Obama’s new “jobs” bill, you just won yourself a government voucher for a can of spam!

I’m not sure why Joe Biden associates passing a government budget item with sexual intercourse, but as a taxpaying American, I do see some connection. But in my version of the events, Biden’s hot stinking breath is roiling up in my face as he jockeys to have his way with me. More than once I’ve woken up from that disturbing nightmare, and my wife doesn’t appreciate the lack of action she’s been seeing lately, I can tell you. Sometimes, you’ve just got to be held. [Continued on Political Crush]

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