The left’s new tone is taking it to the next level – quite literally. Now if you’re a bored union thug tied of beating up tea party sons-a-bitches in person after a long day sipping beer on the job, you have a whole new way to vent your hostility towards those making outrageous demands like “pay your own way”…you can virtually shoot and hack them to death!
In the hot new first-person shooter “Tea Party Zombies Must Die,” you are tasked with ridding the world of undead FoxNews fiends and dastardly Koch brothers. Recent college grads with lots of time on their hands might find the game so addictive they won’t even have time to sort their socks and put them in the basement hamper like mommy wants.
Which reminds me – hey mom, how bout a hot pocket? Stat!
Desensitization, dehumanization, this game has it all. From machete-cleaving Sean Hannity’s butt-cut to softening Michelle Bachmann up before a necrophilia-crazed hate-f*** (fantasizing here), there’s a little something for all lefties to enjoy while seeking some downtime from all their compassion.
But my question is, why stop at video games? Why not just start building bombs now, like Obama’s Weatherman terrorist friend Bill Ayers? Well, not quite like the Weathermen, they unfortunately weren’t bright enough to assemble all the explosives without some unfortunate oopsies.
All sarcasm aside, this is crucial to understand: Cultural marxists know no boundaries. Whether it be the news, academia, the courts, the military, movies, music, entertainment, these true zombies will not rest until they turn the nation into a totalitarian state.
For a little deep background, check out Michel Foucault, a new lefty who espoused the view that ‘power relations are inescapable.’ This is partially what fuels the left’s unscrupulous lust to dominate all spheres of human life, and their need to destroy everything good in the interest of “equality.” (This is more a Kantian precept.)
The left is immoral without bounds and is adhering to the new religion of environmentalism, which one might have noticed is starting to metastasize like a cancer into everything. This is the brain disease that leads to invasion of the body snatchers-like obedience out of the faithful.
It is always interesting to see the left project their own mindless conformity onto others, in this case, by calling their opponents “zombies.” While this game will be laughed off by lefties, can you imagine the media outrage if tea party activists made their own zombie shoot-em-up starring Democrats called President Evil? Dripping feral headlines plastered across every newspaper and magazine, and wall-to-wall coverage on the barbarity of those dangerous “anti-government” types.
But isn’t it interesting the left’s demonization of FoxNews as THE LONE SEMI-CONSERVATIVE NEWS STATION ON TV? FoxNews is such a target (if you’ll pardon me for the new tone violation) because from daycare, K-12, and college to grad school it is all leftism, all the time. A hundred different media outlets and all the same thing from ‘geniuses’ who happen to think exactly alike and in just the way the government would want them to. Anyone with a different opinion must be stupid, and probably deserves shootin’.
But why are conservatives such rubes for swimming against the intellectual currents and holding on to the philosophically rooted and historically grounded position that giving the government power over people’s lives, out of good or bad intentions, is always a bad idea?
Why don’t these tea party “fools” just take the trillions in imaginary money like everyone else and go about their day, lemming like, until the economic system finally plunges off a cliff? Then we’ll be “liberated,” right?
Yeah, right. Grow a brain, lefties, and grow up. That is, if the tea party zombies haven’t sucked your last remaining brains out already.