Tea Party Hobbitses Will Prevail

America has become Mordor, filled with tea party hobbitses seeking to destroy the One Ring of Obama’s power, but who will actually ensure the continued reign of the Dark Lord, so ranted the Gollumesque John McCain on the Senate floor.

McCain closed by mumbling, “Yessss, my preciousss, mustn’t give up the power of spending, no my preciousss…”

The debt limit fight was foreseen in this tea party legend:

Three Trillion for the Union-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Welfare-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for the Bank Men doomed to die,
One to put the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where politicians lie.
One Fool to rule them all, One Fool to blind them,
One Tool to bring them all and in the darkness buy them
In the Land of Mordor where politicians lie.

What McCain didn’t realize during his rant is that the hobbits win in the end. And they do so by tossing old guard RINOs like McCain into Mount Doom along with Obama’s One Ring.

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2 thoughts on “Tea Party Hobbitses Will Prevail

  1. McCain is Saruman, not Gollum. Gore is Gollum. Obama is of course Sauron. But McCain is (was) the leader of the Wizards who was seduced by the orb and wanted the ring of power to himself. In so doing, he became a pawn of Sauron.

    Your ring poem though is excellent!

    1. The reason McCain is Gollum is two-fold:

      1. He has a split personality and often argues with himself, displaying the “left” and “right” side of his personalities.
      2. Gollum falls into Mt. Doom chasing the ring of power, which is what should happen to RINOs.

      Glad you liked the poem. I am a published poet so I thought I might be able to rework it satisfactorily. Cheers, RO

      P.S. Soros is Melkor!

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